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seriousjones:

you: i’ll have one beer please

me: oh sorry we don’t drink here, this is a straightedge bar

you: so what do you do?

everyone in the bar:

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accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

adverber:

ball is life

notchicken:

notchicken:

tupacabra:

i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive

this was me and my twin prom night image

thank you for the text post

another year, another disappointment  

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fan: if you could take any celebrity's phone, and they couldn't delete any apps or text messages who's would you take?
luke: calum doesn't ever let me touch his phone
luke: he's not a celebrity ... but ...
int: what's with your phone? you don't wanna give it to him?
calum: he always has quite like greasy hands
michael: i reckon it's some of the apps you've got on there
ashton: what do you got on there?
michael: i reckon you've got some weird apps like
michael: weather watching apps
calum: uh
michael: i know you have a ghost app
ashton: calum thought there was a ghost in his room so he downloaded an app
calum: THERE WAS A GHOST!
ashton: he's like
ashton: he's got the radar
ashton: so he's like walking around the house he's like
ashton: it's CLOSE

jeanmarcoing:

did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus

revivingpeeta:

tumblr ruined my life but made it better somehow

white person: how do you say my name in your language??
These people are hilarious like your name is John, is it somehow going to be Ahmed or Sakib now? Stfu lmao

armanarlert:

if u know ur myers briggs personality type please check this out it is literally the coolest thing ever 

sorayraya:

cat-crusade:

i wish i lived in england!! then i’d have a cute english boyfr-

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seriously this is what they look like

candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS

candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS

dampsandwich:

shed the negative people like theyre an exoskeleton and never look back. make weird noises like a cicada. give birth every 7 years. life is amazing

yungbeysus:

i love how gatorade doesn’t actually ever get referred to by it’s actual flavors

it’s like

"red"
"blue"
"yellow"
"the other blue one"

anrgy:

inspirational

anrgy:

inspirational

jensen-fuckles:

The new harry potter movie looks great

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