you: i’ll have one beer please
me: oh sorry we don’t drink here, this is a straightedge bar
you: so what do you do?
everyone in the bar:
Read this way out of context.
ball is life
did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus
tumblr ruined my life but made it better somehow
CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS
shed the negative people like theyre an exoskeleton and never look back. make weird noises like a cicada. give birth every 7 years. life is amazing
i love how gatorade doesn’t actually ever get referred to by it’s actual flavors
"the other blue one"
The new harry potter movie looks great