when u r smiling for a pic and the person cant get the camera to work for like five minutes while u pose
oh you’re straight? so you’re kind of, like, half-bi?
i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field
just watched concrete try and fail to fit into this napkin holder for the past five minutes, now he’s just been standing with his front paws in it looking mad and tired
are you kidding
you named your fucking cat concrete
look at this fragile delicate flower of a man look at how precarious his value and identity is wonder at the marvel that is masculinity
happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween